from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
areolas are like halos for boobs.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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