That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
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Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
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There's a naked man in my car right now.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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