I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
