Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Randomize
