He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
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15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
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Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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