Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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