We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
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Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
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I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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