ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
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