so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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