Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Someone shit on the floor
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
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Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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