went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
you inspire me to be a worse person
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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