I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
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You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
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And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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