So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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