he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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