That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
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Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
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The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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