And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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