so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
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just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
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I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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