Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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