What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
the liver wants what the liver wants
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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