ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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