And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Dear god my vagina.
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