My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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