So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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