how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Randomize
