I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
