3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
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