What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
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Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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