halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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