It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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