my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
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terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
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I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize