im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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