Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
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He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
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I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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