I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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