hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
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You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
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Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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