you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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