No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
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