i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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