just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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