dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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