I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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