hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
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The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
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Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Couch. On fire.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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