babies were throwing up all over the place
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
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get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
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No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
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why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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