just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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