He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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