Walk of Shame. In a state park.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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