Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
