the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
She's the barista slut.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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