what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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