If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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