I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
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You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Green mimosas i think yes
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How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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