First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
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It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
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But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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