How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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