The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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