Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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