Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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