Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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