So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
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I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
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Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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